BLING ON THE GOLD COAST

Skin has come to the conclusion that life is definitely a beach.

We are spending our days lying on the golden grains of sand that make the golden beaches of the very gold, Gold Coast.

   Yesterday Skin spied some tourists lying casually on their towels at Burleigh Heads surf club and was fascinated with the gold chains and medallions hanging around their necks.

He insisted that we drove into Surfers Paradise after our swim to purchase some 'BLIING' for his neck.

We found an expensive jewellers shop with JUST the jewellery Skin wanted. He had to spend a whole years pocket money to buy his BLING.

Here is a picture of him trying to emulate the tourists by lying on a deck chair under a beach palm with his chains hanging nonchalantly on his banana chest and his arms behind his head.

 

 

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He is now refusing to carry his sun umbrella, because he is now a 'COOL DUDE'.

I am worried that he will get burnt because he REFUSES to put sunburn cream on his face or body. He says it will tarnish his BLING.

Will he have to face the consequences of his decision?